PhoenixSenshi

phoenixsenshi


Just the world's first legitimate Pokemon Professor.

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Including uran*s 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
Oh poor, deluded guest....
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Vicious Rottweiler attack 5 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
DUDE, NSFW! That could give some people a heart attack!
So I made a gingerbread Millennium Falcon 17 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
Just gonna pray for a spoiler-free comments section....
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Sam is just too precious!!! 3 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
Sam Wilson is Falcon. If you saw Antman, that was the Avenger that Antman fought.
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I honestly don't understand 39 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
But Gravity Falls and Star Wars Rebels!
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Sculpted entirely out of driftwood 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
He'd probably be more like, "I am Groooooooot"
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I'm sorry if it doesn't make sense, [Just an opinion] 68 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
How the hell are dead people voting?! Do we need to call the Ghostbusters about all the politically active ghosts?!
my 7th grade math teacher did thing like this 13 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
*has PTSD flashback to 7th grade*
When South Park gets it right... 8 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
Dude, my grandma actually had a minor heart attack due to her seeing a "free the nipple" protest. The protest passed right by her retirement home, and she wasn't the only one to need a nurse after they went by.
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10/10 would definitely watch this movie 12 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
What Hollywood needs to understand is this.
The Minions are fun.
IN MODERATION.
STOP SHOVING YOUR SENTIENT YELLOW TIC-TACS IN OUR FACES AND LET US CASUALLY ENJOY THEM THE WAY THEY WERE IN THE FIRST DESPICABLE ME.
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We need more movies like this! Not more superhero ones 21 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
I'm not really a fan of science movies. I mean, they're cool, sure, but they're not my thing. I would much rather watch a superhero movie, but that's just my personal preference. Fantasy is just more appealing to me. So I think that we shouldn't stop making superhero movies, but maybe we could replace the production of movies like "Fifty Shades of Gray" with science movies. Just a thought.
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What's Happening To Ariel? 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
It is, the guy who made this makes these all the time! I don't have links, but you should be able to find them easily enough.
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You should hear my dad's f*cking ringtone 13 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
My dad has a remix of the "Gingers have a soul" kid.
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Sailor Moon dad jokes 7 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
You think? Sailor Moon is 15 years older, and that's just for the anime version.
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No one should have to steal to eat 17 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
"WRONG!"
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Aw yiss this post 45 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS! ONLY ONE PERSON WAS A DICK! EVERYONE GETS A VIRTUAL COOKIE:
https://www.hamptoncreek.com/img/p-just-cookies/panel-cookie-choc-cookie.png
No one should have to steal to eat 17 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
One of our new guys tried to do this and stole some "butterscotch pudding".
Guess what?
I work in a genetic studies lab.
We have animals.
He ate blended worms and maggots.
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Bacon wrapped fries 27 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
jESus TaKe tHE WheEL
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The littlest turtle 10 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
Maybe it's Maybelline?
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Ditto 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
I've got one of these houses in my neighborhood.
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The modern generation 15 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
I don't think that pro-life people are particularly anti-choice. I'm pro-life, but I don't think that people who choose to have abortions are the scum of the earth or anything. I understand their choice, but I just hate the idea of just throwing away a child. People need to understand that just because someone supports something, doesn't mean that they think the alternative has no merit.
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Don't bother owning me 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
Yeah, I've had to have a therapy dog my whole life. I have OCD and Asperger's Syndrome, and I honestly could not deal with it for the longest time. Then I got a therapy dog, and it was like I suddenly could breathe after years of drowning. So don't diss dogs. Don't diss dog owners.
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I myth him already :( 12 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP?! WHY WOULD YOU END THIS BEAUTIFUL THING?!
Pretty mushroom 10 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
It's fly amanita.
Japanese animation is beautiful sometimes 14 comments
phoenixsenshi · 6 years ago
Lens flare.
*ding*
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