Sometimes you gotta have a secret stash just in case you finally come to your senses.

In Canada, the tube the cheeto is in is called a "Doob Tube" (possibly something else in other countries). It's an airtight container that's smell proof, so you can carry a joint around without reeking of weed.

Coming to your senses is realizing when your sight burns holes in other's eyes and causes sheer misery, so you follow up by dieting to lose your filthy weight.