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Pick-up Lines From Lord Of The Rings
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· 9 years ago
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*saving to phone for future use*
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xerxerous
· 9 years ago
Baby, let me explore your Mines of Moria.
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xerxerous
· 9 years ago
I'll spread my crumbs all over your body.
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xerxerous
· 9 years ago
You're gonna have to pierce me with something else other than arrows.
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xerxerous
· 9 years ago
I'll be a very good master if you lead me into your Mordor.
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raventhebaconlover
· 9 years ago
The Hobbit ones :
I love you there and back again
Your eyes shine brighter than the Arkenstone
Wanna go on an adventure?
I wish I had your number in my pocketses
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barcode
· 9 years ago
Actually Mount Doom isn't hot, in fact it's quite cold. They explain it in the LOTR books
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guest
· 9 years ago
They missed my favorite one "Was your ass forged by Sauron? Because that shit is precious"
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whalequeen
· 9 years ago
Most of these aren't romantic, their kinda gross
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I love you there and back again
Your eyes shine brighter than the Arkenstone
Wanna go on an adventure?
I wish I had your number in my pocketses