"Hay Ahmed, look at me go!" "Yah Osama, youtube is gonna love you!"

Daily prophet be like,
Dementor seen hijacking trolley.

I hate the American media with a passion they warp stories to make money and never talk about the important things
Breaking news: nobody fucking cares about Kim kardasheon or however you spell her name

Flying muslim man

Muslim seen learning to fly so he can crash into buildings

no i think thats rasputin