my throat is sore

I feel like everyone wants to make a dirty joke about the title but no one wants to actually do it

The mulan one is so true. Mulan saved fucking china. What did Anna do? She sorta helped her sister unfreeze a town.
Mulan had a small girl crush, but she kept fighting for her family.
Anna threw herself at a man, and whined when she couldn't marry him
Who's the real girl-power here?

Teaching the sons and daughters thing is not an either/or. I'm teaching my kids to respect other peoples property and not steal but I'm also going to teach them to lock their car doors and take their valuables with them.

My nose is runny

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If you've never heard Kellin Quinn giggle, I suggest you find some way to change that.

omg the moment I heard this cute boy giggle next to me I legit melted

The second to last one really pisses me off. So my parents didn't teach me to be respectful? Are you serious? I have more respect for people then you would ever think possible. You're not the first generation to teach your boys "No means no.". You stupid half-baked new wave feminists.