What Australia is really like

I just use a straw.

Um, 'Straya
Thank you. You may go about your lives now.

Besides what ring of hell is located the island exactly?

All of the rigs of hell are there that's is why there is a desert in the centre trust I vist them daily

Yes you are correct

Yes thats why the ocean is a purple top hat

As another Australian with a sense of humour, I smiled a bit, despite the fact that this joke is getting old. Oh, and you missed the drop bears again. :)

So you basically turned evarno's frown upside down?

Yup!