What if I told you that for everyday use anything that goes from 0-60 faster than 5 seconds is absolutely useless? You could get away with 8 seconds. The top speeds and accelerations on modern vehicles is absolutely bullshit because nobody bothers to crank it even to half of its power because we don't need to.
Gosh, all these car rules I wasn't aware of. And I call myself a "car guy"...
I could never be offended by anyone named Doodles. :D
Salesman: you have 15 cup holders in this car
Me: It seats four and I usually travel alone...you f###ng c##t