Kids are smarter than teachers

Harold is a savage

The kids are not smarter, they are just very literal (and honest).

Back when people used to email each other funny stuff like this, I received an email with exactly all these jokes. This was in 2006, if you could please post more like these that'd be great.

'I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are,' is something I feel I read in Calvin and Hobbes once, but idk.