Rolling in that middle school press

Good ol' middle school fashion, too.

No kidding. I saw a chick fight one time, and everyone pestered me about details. It was my 10 minutes of popularity. ah, the good ol' days.

I was a life guard at a waterpark and on my last day i had to break up a fight this is how i felt except with authority figures

This is too funny and too accurate. Haha