I hope you...

I hope you flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red, you have no brakes
And 'Hard Copy' gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

I hope you step on a lego

I like getting up before my alarm goes off.

The last one makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it

Listen to Hate Your Guts by McBusted and Mark Hoppus. You won't regret it