Stonedknight

stonedknight


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Kanye respec whamen 4 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
That’s because the only person good enough for Kanye is Kanye
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A homeless man in Silicon Valley was handing out copies of his resume 6 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
Good end to this story! He received 200+ offers after this went viral. He’s currently going through them but got some big ones, including Google
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Shakey shakey 12 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
I’m gonna guess that the other variables are hidden in a and that this is the second formula that is used after a is determined
You ruined his death 11 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
They’re job is to save you. If you really wanted to commit suicide, you should have done it somewhere privately. I feel like he did this on purpose with the intent of suing when they saved him
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Sunscreen is important 15 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
They need to make a Doctor Who episode of this with Donna as the survivor
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Meteorologist knows wassup 6 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
There’s also WTForecast that has similar quotes. And it’s a surprisingly accurate weather app
Absolutely the best logo 3 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
Took me way too long to see the bird
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Ridiculously large 17 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
As someone who had a breast reduction, that was my first thought
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Work hard. Have fun. Make history 10 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
I would love to meet these electricians that make 400k a year doing nothing. My stepdad was in the union and he made absolutely nowhere near that even with a ton of overtime. He was never allowed to slack off at work or he got written up. Too many write ups (don’t remember the exact number) and you could get fired and the union couldn’t do shit to protect you. Now I’m in a Union, teachers union to be exact, and I’m the union rep. The union provides great benefits but it has it’s downfalls. I’m grateful for my union because my job is stressful enough and I couldn’t imagine what might be attempted by my principal if I didn’t have protections. Many of my coworkers think they’re untouchable bc they’re in a Union but it’s not true. I’ve sat in on several disciplinary meetings and people have been reprimanded (none serious enough that the person should’ve been fired). I’ll agree that unions sometimes protect people they shouldn’t and that needs to be addressed
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I forgot about this website 13 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
They’re little stuffed animals that had a code so you could play with them online
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Hi, welcome to Chili's 1 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
You cut off the best part! Chili’s responds and gives her a “best employee” certificate to show the kids
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Dog squad 1 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
Anyone else count the dogs to see if there actually was 17?
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Aww he's so cute tho! 1 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
Why does the first panel remind me so much of Ike from South Park?
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The three F's 17 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
Captain Jack Harkness
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I no longer give a f*ck 2 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
I got tired of doing my hair in the morning so I cut it really short. It takes me three minutes to do it now
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Threats 3 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
Two students were fighting and one yelled “ill wipe the floor with your pussy!”...that was the most terrifying sentence ever
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It's good to be safe 7 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
Then keep doing that as your crossing especially in Manhattan
The innovator 7 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
Idk what school she goes to but at mine parking was limited so you’d bet your ass I would pick that thing up and move it if I needed the spot
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For those who just graduated 1 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
Same with your credit score. You might not be doing anything to affect it but someone might have gotten your information
Just have to fight this boss 3 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
My favorite comic. I have a copy signed by the artist proudly hanging in my office
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The good ole days 14 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
Actually there could be three. Some people are born XXY. Rare, but it happens
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Furry in Sims 5 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
I made my sim into a vampire. Then I made him gay. Now I made his lover into a vampire but all he does is sleep. And I have an adorable corgi who is accepting of my homosexual musician vampiric lifestyle.... I love this game
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Is it just me? 4 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
I just saw this... I hope it went well! Even if you don’t get the job every interview is a learning experience. One thing I learned was to always have 1-2 questions to ask at the end. It shows you’re interested in the position and have done research. Every time I’ve asked questions I’ve gotten the job or invited back for a second interview
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Is it just me? 4 comments
stonedknight · 1 year ago
I had a job interview and they asked “tell me something I can’t learn about you from your resume and cover letter.” ..I put everything about myself in there and froze for a minute before coming up with an answer
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