The daydreaming disorder

Or because we're bored as fuck.

Not always abuse but yes. I'm still trying to learn how to stay in reality and my life is good now so I shouldn't need this coping mechanism anymore but I still do it often enough to cause problems.

Walter Mitty.
Mr. Mitty? Do you know the answer?
Have you been paying attention Walter?

I may actually have this disorder

This could actually be the plot of Harry Potter...

I think I have this without the abuse part

Scrubs!

A team!

Oh Stanley...