Ill = Doctor, PC broke = IT guy and so on

A little bit of everything.

A) Not a job.
B) They have the problem, namely with the person they kill.
Were it to be a profession, they'd be an assassin of some variety, and then those that hire them to kill have the problem with the target's aliveness.

Ah, yeah that's true

Lack of awakeness, most likely.

No, that they are hungry/ thirsty. U talkin smack bout timmies, thefandomisrising? We's gonna get our penguins and toques and fuck up some shiyet

Let's play Spot The Canadian!

Obviously not, Guest.

The problem is boredom.

Artists and musicians can help those that suffer depression

Then you sell car insurance