I think I choose bacon

let kittens kill me?

Nothing will kill me then? I guess I'm immortal!

My fandoms will kill me

My motorcycle will kill me.

My dog will kill me? ;o;

Video games will kill me.

I'd better be nicer to my family...

so... eddie vedder will kill me?

Food will kill me...

Wow... I'm gonna get killed by many things o.o

I hate when people say its rude to say smoking will kill you in public, yet I can talk about how meth and cocaine is bad.