Putin the winner

Still not as impressive as Kim-Jong Un's golf game. Heard he averages 11 holes-in-one per round.

He can also parallel park a train.

When the opposing goalie was asked how he felt about allowing 7 goals to Putin, he replied "Alive."

That's because he's a dictator, he's not a good leader he's a sociopath with a army and a goon squad.