Sprite's Greatest Ad From The 90's

What even was the 90's? 0.o

Glorious. Clearly the 90's were the golden age of man. Now we have but to accept the slow decline, knowing we will never again reach such greatness. Our only possible salvation is to develop true artificial intelligence and send it into the void, hoping that, perhaps, some aspect of the cold, dark chaos of the universe might produce an age as splendorous as the years 1990 through 1999 of the Common Era of mankind.