Cats and window blinds are mortal enemies

Luckily for me, my cat doesn't do that.

People keep posting stuff about cats, but all I'm getting from them is that I have more in common with a hairy fluffball than my own species

I wouldn't say mortal enemies, but the certainly don't seem to mix well.

That last one, "Oh...you're home early."

I would cut my cats paws before animal rescue could get to him.

it's funny and mean to post you'r pet online funny cuz you can't help but post and laugh but also mean because whale you are posting and laughing you'r animal is getting hurt

The 7th one down: "Did I hear someone open the wet food?"