How to react when life gives you lemons

I like this person

Or squeeze them into your enemies eyes then put salt over them

It's like stoning people - with fruit!

Yeah, don't make lemonade because unless life also gives you water and sugar, it's gonna suck.

Make life take the lemons back. Ask to speak to life's manager. Don't you know who I am? I'm the guy that's gonna burn your house down. I'm going to have the lab boys whip up a combustible lemon and then I'm gonna burn your house down. With a lemon.