Every Weekend

Yeah, dat sound cool

Awesome
Anyway
http://rwby.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Come_True
Lyrics for u :D

Was it really a convo though? It was pretty much just spamming XD. And I have to congratulate your impeccable choice of meme, something from a guest, four years ago, with no comments. *appluades*

Noice, thanks

Well it was a very random convo with a bunch of spam
And I just searched for a random meme tbh
This showed up so I tagged y'all xD

A+ work, dear lady

Ty Satan xD
Oh btw I made the chatzy
Once either of us hits the comment limit we go there

Nice, what happened to ray?

Idek
Maybe she's busy?

Ye, probably

Sorry! I went to practise something! I'll be sending you something soon Arla. :p

Awesome,whatcha sending me?

It's a surprise!! :)

Oh lord help me
Surprises are not good for my anxiety xD

At first I was confused at who was liking out comments, then I was like, ohh it's us

Omg Satan xD

I'm a stupid when it's night

Lol I am too tbh

It will be a pleasant surprise! But it will take a while. XD

Aw,can I at least have a hint?

It's a recording. :)

Of what?

Of me! :) A voice recording. XD

Well I figured lol
But like..is it a song or something?

Are you singing?

Pfffft that would be embarrassing.

Is that a yes?

It depends. I could. XD But I would rather not.

Lol well you don't have to or anything
I just wanna know what the recording is!

Sing "Sweet Dreams"

Patience!

Nahhhh

I have no patience D:

XD I should be cruel and send it when you sleep.

You don't know when I sleep OvO

I gotta sleep, and my iPad's on 3%. Talk tomorrow guys

Sleep well Satan!

See you, Satan!
And um... when you disappear?

Idk when I'll disappear tho
I've stayed up past 3 am before
I used to stay up til 6 am until I got a dvr xD

Jeez! XD Do you even sleep?

Usually yes
I actually usually sleep at around 11 pm
It's almost 1 am now xD

Go! Get some sleep woman!!

Nahhh
I need to make my bed first
Or at least put the sheets on
Plus I'm paranoid that you'll send me something while I'm out xD

Well, it may take a while. I'll probably send it tomorrow - so relax!

Alright alright
Still not going to sleep tho
Not til I take the sheets outta the dryer and place em on my bed,which I don't wanna do bc I'm lazy af

I feel you bruh. XD Do you have to wake up early tomorrow?

Nah,lol

Just curious, how on earth did you manage to find a post from four years ago to comment on?? XD

Random button :3

Brilliant. XD Uh-oh. I think I've pissed someone off and I haven't even been here for a month. 0.0

Banana im guessing? Just tell him that you worded your comment wrong and that you meant the opposite of what he thought.

I WORDED IT SO SO WRONG OH MY GOD I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON DX

Nooo,you're not. Even I've made that mistake before..not on here tho..on deviantart..a much larger site..o_o

Oh God and I've reached the maximum thing so I can't apologise. DX I'll just respond to one of Folk's earlier comments!

Oh lord..well why not just respond to banana instead?

I sent it to both of them. I feel so bad. DX I have made a mistake.
Oh and what did you do on Deviant Art? I'm curious now. XD

Tbh I don't remember exactly what I said..basically I insulted a ship but not the shippers..a few typos later I got into an argument and then I realized I accidentally insulted the shippers..and then one time I accused an artist of stealing their own art <.<

Oh dear. Oh well! Accidents happen. I just hope they don't stay mad at me. 0.0

I hope not..I doubt banana will..and idk about folk,but I hope he'll let it go bc it was an accident. I don't see him getting mad at an accident.

Eh. Either way, it was my fault and I could probably deal with it. XD And this is why editors are important!

Indeed lol. Anyway I'm gonna pass out,so see you tomorrow. ^-^

See you!!

I AWAKEN THEE

HI SATAN

YAY IT WORKED

INDEED IT DID

I FEEL SUCCESSFUL

YOU SHOULD,BC YOU ARE

I'M A DUMB THO

NAH YOU AREN'T
IT'S NOT NIGHTTIME SO YOU CAN'T BE A DUMB XD

I GUESS THAT LOGIC IS ADEQUATE, THANK XD

NP SATAN

I FOUND A POST OF SOMEONE SAYING THAT THEIR SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL IS THE THRONE AND I GOT TRIGGERED(joke)

O SHIT

IT WAS INSULTING

I CAN IMAGINE

THEY CAN TRY, BUT I'M NOT LETTING SHIT ON MY THRONE

SMITE THEM SATAN

THEY SHALL BE SMITTEN

YOU MEAN SMITED?

NO

OH
MY BAD

NO IT'S FINE. I SPELLED IT WRONG I THINK, BUT DON'T FEEL LIKE CHANGING IT XD

LOL WELL THAT'S OKAY
BTW IS IT WEIRD THAT I'M TEMPTED TO LISTEN TO MY CRUSH'S VOICE? I HAD HIM RECORD LINES FOR A CHARACTER AND HE SOUNDED SO GORGEOUS AND I WANNA LISTEN TO THE AUDIO AGAIN BUT I MEAN
IT'D BE DOWNLOADING AN AUDIO FILE TO MY PHONE
IT JUST FEELS CREEPY

NOT THAT CREEPY. BUT EVERYONE IS CREEPY IN THEIR OWN SPECIAL WAY, SO SO WHATEVER. I'M TOO OBSESSED WITH SOME TYPES OF FANFICS

AH
WHAT TYPES?

BDSM FOR SOME REASON, AND JUST LESBIANS. I FEEL DIRTY

OH
THAT'S TAME COMPARED TO THE STUFF I'VE LOOKED AT

I STUMBLED ON TO MLP PORN ONCE OR TWICE

OH YEAH THAT
I HATE CLOPPERS
IT'S ONE THING IF THEY'RE FAPPING TO ANTHRO MLP BUT IT'S JUST WEIRD WHEM THEY'RE ACTUAL PONIES
ESPECIALLY THE "UNDERAGE" PONIES

AND WHEN THEY HAVE A DICK AND TITS I'M JUST DONE
WHEN I WAS TEN I SAW TOO MUCH FOR MY YOUNG AGE. A GOOD AMOUNT OF INCEST PORN

YEAH THAT AIN'T MY KINK
ONE TIME I WAS DOING A STEVEN UNIVERSE RP WITH SOMEONE ON SHAMCHAT
NEXT THING I DO THEY MENTION BISMUTH'S LARGE MEMBER STROKING PEARL'S LEG
AT THAT POINT I JUST SAID "IT'S GETTING LATE GTG" AND DISCONNECTED

HA XD ALSO, I WILL ALWAYS REMEBER THIS ONE CALLED AY PAPI AND THAT HAD INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA. THERE WAS ALSO THIS OTHER ONE THAT WAS KIDS LIVING ON A FARM AND JUST STRAIGHT UP BEASTIALITY AND INCEST

JESUS FUCK

IT WAS A COMIC SERIES ON THIS WEBSITE I STILL REMEMBER THE NAME OF. I KEPT READING IT UNTIL I GOT LAZY WITH DELETING HISTORY AND MY PARENTS SAW IT. WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT

YIIIIKES

(THAT WAS THE SECOND TIME I FORGOT TO DELETE HISTORY) FUN FACT: THE THING THAT GOT ME INTO PORN WAS WATCHING DIRTY DORITO COMMERCIALS

WELL DAMN
IDK WHAT GOT ME INTO PORN

I REMEMBER (I don't know if this is tmi or not but whatever) BEING SO FRUSTRATED LIKE, WHY DONT THEY SHOW HER TITS, I WANNA SEE TITS. AND I REMEMBER MY DAD TELLING ME GROWN MEN DONT EVEN READ PORN BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING AND I NOW KNOW HOW UNTRUE THAT IS

OMG HAHAHA

I DONT DO IT AS MUCH NOW BECAUSE I HAVE MEMES TO SATISFY MY NEEDS. ON A SIDE NOTE, EVERYTIME I TYPE A WORD STARTING WITH "S", SATAN IS THE FIRST ONE TO COME UP

YOUR PHONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE SATAN :O

IT KNOWWWSSSSSS

YOUR PHONE IS SCARY
BUT AT LEAST YOURS DOESN'T RICKROLL YOU

THE FIRST TIME I WAS RICKROLLED, I LOVED IT. THAT SONG IS AMAZING. IF I EVEN MENTION RICK ASTLEY'S NAME TO MY DAD, HE MAKES ME STAY IN THE COURTYARD OF MY APARTMENT COMPLEX UNTIL I'M HUNGRY

I LOVE THE SONG,BUT I HATE WHEN MY YT APP CRASHES AND RELOADS THAT SONG WITHOUT MY CONSENT
AND DOES YOUR DAD HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST RICK ASTLEY??

HE'S HEARD THE SONG SO MUCH THAT HE LOATHES IT

POOR GUY

AS SOON AS IT'S PLAYED HE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE TO MAKE IT SHUT OFF

I PITY HIM

HE NEEDS TO LEARN THE GREATNESS OF THE SONG

INDEED HE DOES

THERE USED TO BE A @satans_mistress AND I'M WONDERING WHERE THEY WENT

She abandoned ship
I wish I knew why
It'd be funny to see antics between you two

It's sad seeing so many Satans that left, we could have our own Satan club

Indeed
Tis quite sad
There was one RWBY user a long while back
Wish she'd return :/

'Tis disappointing indeed

Quite
Btw I'm kinda drawing you-know-who rn
But as a ninja,bc he likes pretending to be a ninja when he wears a turtleneck xD
I can't capture his pretty eyes very well D:

Aw, don't give up, you're a great artist so I know you can do it

Thanks Satan
Eyes aren't usually too difficult to draw so idk why I can't draw his

You're caught up in the beauty! XP

Indeed
Or maybe he just has a unique eye shape

That could be it, does he?

Idk,you tell me
http://m.imgur.com/rjWmCN9

Naw, they look pretty normal to me. Maybe it's the angle you're drawing them.

Hmm,yeah that's probably it
Or maybe I'm just zoned out bc I'm tired xD

Maybe XD

Lol anyway
I found a good Steam Powered Giraffe song that kinda describes how I feel about him

Show it to him

I might
But when
And how
And plus I like open relationships so how do I talk to him about that

Just say it. Hey spazz I like you and this song reminds me of how I like you, but I like open relationships

Well I'd like to word it a bit differently than that
I mean..he knows I like open relationships,and he said he's got nothing against them but idk if he would enter into one..it just feels like a sensitive subject for some reason

Ask him if he would date you in an open relationship

Oh God
I mean I'll try
I'm just paranoid about asking him to date me at all
He's WAAAAY outta my league so it's a bit scary

Just do it XD you'll be fine. I bet he likes you as much as you like him.

I hope so
I'm just looking for the right time to tell him
Which is difficult bc he's in the uk
Fuckin timezones be screwing me

Yeah, if you tell him while he's sleep, you'll sit there in agonizing suspense. But I thought you never sleep, so that shouldn't be hard.

I sleep
Sometimes
Usually
But sometimes I stay up til like 6 am watching tv xD
But yeah I don't wanna tell him anything while he's asleep o.o

Well hopefully it goes well XD

I hope so
In the meantime I'd like to give off subtle hints somehow
I'm gonna need to learn how to give subtle hints
But guys can't usually take subtle hints
So I might be fucked
Crap

Be subtle but not too subtle.
Don't be like, aww spazz you're so nice
But don't say, hey spazz, lemme at that dick tho

Okay I'm dying of laughter now so thank you
But yeah I get your point xD

That's what I'm here for

Ty satan ^-^

Np :D