rayofsunshine

rayofsunshine


Just keep swimming~

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I have plenty 12 comments
rayofsunshine · 5 days ago
When I was younger, every time I had sleep paralysis, there was a rain cloud that I’d see. It had a face on it, and it would threaten to rain needles down on me. As soon as I changed rooms, though, it never happened again.
Me irl 8 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 week ago
For those wondering, the book is called The Witches of Eastwick and was released in 1984. I believe there is also a film based off of it.
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Married life 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 2 weeks ago
Let her/him brush first, and see which one isn’t wet?
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Just a title 12 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
Wait, wait, wait. I don’t have kids, but I am slightly concerned about the Jacob who doesn’t exist?
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Without being rude! 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
“Let me guess what you’ve had for breakfast! Garlic and fish?”
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I mean, it's not wrong 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
Unless it was an arranged marriage, perhaps?
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Commas save lives 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 4 weeks ago
At least there’s a comma in that one. Though, to be fair, I wouldn’t mind being eaten. Or loved. Or both.
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Florida man! 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 4 weeks ago
I feel like this show would make more Florida men watch all these whacky acts, and make them want to do something even whackier to one-up the last one, leading to more whacky stunts overall.
At the same time, though, it would be one hell of an entertaining show!
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Beer, wings and football? 11 comments
rayofsunshine · 5 weeks ago
Literally the Powerpuff Girls are a more iconic trio. Or Team Rocket. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. Harry, Ron, Hermione. Must I go on?
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Raupe 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 weeks ago
“PM_ME_UR_VAGINA_VIDS” - even his username screams wholesome.
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Anon explains why he doesn't appreciate strong women 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 6 weeks ago
I think this sums it up beautifully. Yes, there are strong women now too, but there also were strong women in the past. Strength can be shown in so many different ways - hell, it might not even be shown on the outside. And that goes for men, too. A father looking after all his kids while his wife is in the army or fighting for her life in hospital is equally as tough. :)
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Accurate 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 8 weeks ago
2019: I don’t know the sound of my ringtone. No one calls me. And, if they do, my phone is probably on silent, anyways.
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Purely professional 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 8 weeks ago
If it’s going to be $7, it better damn well be done professionally.
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Any barbers around that can answer? 8 comments
rayofsunshine · 8 weeks ago
And who cuts the Alpha barber’s hair? Does he do it himself or... is there something more?
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#vaccinateyourkids 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 9 weeks ago
My friend wants to travel overseas and study abroad for a year. Her mum was super chill. But then my friend mentioned that she would need to be vaccinated, and, well, let’s just say that I’m even baking a cake to celebrate the day she gets those vaccinations!
(Yes, her mum finally agreed. It took quite a bit of explaining, though, to convince her that her 19 year old daughter shouldn’t give up her dreams because she didn’t want to upset her mum.)
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One and Only: The Florida Man 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 9 weeks ago
Oh man, I wish I was there so I could say to people, “The weather is real shit today, hey?”
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We don't destroy everything 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 9 weeks ago
All things aside, there are some nice young people and there are some not-so-nice young people. There are some nice old people, and there are some not-so-nice old people. Just keep trying to be one the nice people, okay? :)
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Dreams are prophecies mostly meant for other people and not you 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 9 weeks ago
I had a dream that I was in the titanic in the middle of a river near my house. There was a lady who had hooks instead of hands and she was throwing everyone overboard. I wonder what that dream was trying to tell me.
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We need more people like Billy Ray Harris 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 9 weeks ago
We also need more people like the lady that helped him.
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Fight the Power 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 9 weeks ago
Yes but I also don’t want people to hear my plop.
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Unuaualsimg ven tee 12 comments
rayofsunshine · 11 weeks ago
We had a similar debate in my psychology tutorial about whether violent video games cause aggression or not. We came to a conclusion that humans are probably just garbage. But now we are a somewhat civilised sort of garbage.
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I had no idea what to put here, so *finger guns awkwardly* 15 comments
rayofsunshine · 11 weeks ago
I’m from Fiji, and we have this saying that Fiji water isn’t for Fijians. It’s for tourists. I’ll admit that it tastes slightly different to regular water, but it’s definitely not worth the price that it is.
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whatever works 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 11 weeks ago
Harry Potter and “the the“ role of accounting
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AWWWWWWWWWWWW 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 12 weeks ago
I taught my dog how to high-five, but it got to a point where he would just start smacking people whenever he wanted a treat.
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grit and determination will get you anywhere 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 12 weeks ago
That is the level of petty that I aspire to reach.
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