rayofsunshine

rayofsunshine


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rayofsunshine · 6 days ago
I feel like that would make me feel even more lonely? Because I’m spending money I don’t have for them to spend time with me?
But hey, each to their own. :)
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Met indian pain harold 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 week ago
I mean, that would sort of explain why he’s making the Hide the Pain Harold face.
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Fresh af 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 2 weeks ago
Um, hi?
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pokelogic 8 comments
rayofsunshine · 2 weeks ago
Yes! And if you use the move Earthquake, it is super effective on Pokemon like Magneton because, even though it levitates, it’s ability isn’t “levitate”.
But it doesn’t effect Doduo, even though it
is on the ground and can’t fly, just because it’s a flying type.
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Gotta make sure 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 2 weeks ago
For anyone wondering, they actually had a civil wedding ceremony 50 years ago but this was them getting a religious wedding done for the first time. :)
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Dad joked 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 2 weeks ago
I have a friend who once very excitedly sent me a message going, “I know what came first! It was the chicken! Because an egg can’t cum.” She was so proud of herself.
I doubt it, but it's possible 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 2 weeks ago
That would explain the heavy breathing.
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Thanks david 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 2 weeks ago
Sounds almost as dramatic as a soap opera!
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Knitting level: Skeleton 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
I give it a skele-ten out of ten.
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Birthday selfie (turned 18 today) 19 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
Happy birthday, my dude! Depending on the country, you can now legally do some fun things. ;) (like vote)
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PolishMan to take on FloridaMan 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
I like to imagine that it’s all one man and this is just his life story.
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Mission accomplished 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
I mean, I can’t call that stupid because I’d totally buy something like that and I don’t wanna be a hippo-crit
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The mystery of John F President 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
If that’s the case, it was an ‘inside’ job in more ways than one
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Testicle 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 3 weeks ago
Um... testimony? Testament?
(I don’t actually know - I’m just guessing)
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Another 4 feet 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 4 weeks ago
It took me way too long to try finding the other four feet before finally realising
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I find this meme juicy 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 4 weeks ago
He should be one in a melon
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Trying to make better decisions now 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 4 weeks ago
I work in a bank occasionally and I can confirm that the only time we really judge you is when you call up and yell at us because you’re wondering why your credit card was cancelled, even though you only had $17 in your account and you were trying to buy a washing machine.
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I find this meme juicy 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 4 weeks ago
You need to find a man pearfect for you
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After watching Tom & Jerry again 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 4 weeks ago
I went through the opposite. When I was little, I just always felt bad for Tom. I still do, but the older I got, the more I started to admire Jerry’s wit. But, since I was a kid and even now, my favourite episodes are when they work together.
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Eye didn't know that 14 comments
rayofsunshine · 4 weeks ago
I’m curios: what exactly did the Mayans do to ensure their children were cross-eyed?
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Amateur sketch 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 4 weeks ago
I dunno man - the portrait said he has a hat on, and this man clearly isn’t wearing a hat. Can we be sure it’s the same guy?
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Blueberries! 12 comments
rayofsunshine · 4 weeks ago
Pssst, I think I might just chime in and say she was only making a joke. After all, Rose is Asian, I’m pretty sure. :)
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Could be French 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 4 weeks ago
This could be the cover of a movie. I’m just imagining three princesses in big gowns, all in different colours, standing on stairs in a castle and all looking in different directions.
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Dangerous roads 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 4 weeks ago
I don’t care if I come last in Rainbow Road. As long as I fall off less than 7 times, I’m happy.
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Well it's not a lie 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 5 weeks ago
I don’t know why, but this reminds me of that time when my friend sent me a message going, “What if there are only 60 minutes in an hour so that the time can never be 6:66?”
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