rayofsunshine

rayofsunshine


Just keep swimming~

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Sauceyy 14 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
If someone cheats on you, their flaws include a lack of both communication and loyalty, which are very important in a relationship. If someone has this attitude, it’s proobably best that you dump their delusional ass.
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Prenut butter 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to eat peanut butter again without thinking about this. And that, folks, is the power of the internet.
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Mine in comments 22 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
I would love to smile at people, and get paid every time someone smiles back.
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Invisibility Cloak, yours for 300 bucks 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
Fake. Not even a muggle would sell it for only $300.
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Once you hear it, you’ll never unhear it 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
Someone did a cover of Happy and made it “Not Happy”, and this was what one of the lyrics were changed to (I listened to this cover so much that I don’t even know what the real lyrics were). For anyone interested, it’s actually done really nicely:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NO6yaHggPf4
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I have plenty 11 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
When I was younger, every time I had sleep paralysis, there was a rain cloud that I’d see. It had a face on it, and it would threaten to rain needles down on me. As soon as I changed rooms, though, it never happened again.
Me irl 8 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
For those wondering, the book is called The Witches of Eastwick and was released in 1984. I believe there is also a film based off of it.
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Married life 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
Let her/him brush first, and see which one isn’t wet?
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Just a title 12 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
Wait, wait, wait. I don’t have kids, but I am slightly concerned about the Jacob who doesn’t exist?
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Without being rude! 3 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
“Let me guess what you’ve had for breakfast! Garlic and fish?”
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I mean, it's not wrong 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
Unless it was an arranged marriage, perhaps?
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Commas save lives 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
At least there’s a comma in that one. Though, to be fair, I wouldn’t mind being eaten. Or loved. Or both.
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Florida man! 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
I feel like this show would make more Florida men watch all these whacky acts, and make them want to do something even whackier to one-up the last one, leading to more whacky stunts overall.
At the same time, though, it would be one hell of an entertaining show!
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Beer, wings and football? 11 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
Literally the Powerpuff Girls are a more iconic trio. Or Team Rocket. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. Harry, Ron, Hermione. Must I go on?
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Raupe 5 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
“PM_ME_UR_VAGINA_VIDS” - even his username screams wholesome.
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Anon explains why he doesn't appreciate strong women 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
I think this sums it up beautifully. Yes, there are strong women now too, but there also were strong women in the past. Strength can be shown in so many different ways - hell, it might not even be shown on the outside. And that goes for men, too. A father looking after all his kids while his wife is in the army or fighting for her life in hospital is equally as tough. :)
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Accurate 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
2019: I don’t know the sound of my ringtone. No one calls me. And, if they do, my phone is probably on silent, anyways.
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Purely professional 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
If it’s going to be $7, it better damn well be done professionally.
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Any barbers around that can answer? 8 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
And who cuts the Alpha barber’s hair? Does he do it himself or... is there something more?
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#vaccinateyourkids 4 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
My friend wants to travel overseas and study abroad for a year. Her mum was super chill. But then my friend mentioned that she would need to be vaccinated, and, well, let’s just say that I’m even baking a cake to celebrate the day she gets those vaccinations!
(Yes, her mum finally agreed. It took quite a bit of explaining, though, to convince her that her 19 year old daughter shouldn’t give up her dreams because she didn’t want to upset her mum.)
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One and Only: The Florida Man 9 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
Oh man, I wish I was there so I could say to people, “The weather is real shit today, hey?”
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We don't destroy everything 7 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
All things aside, there are some nice young people and there are some not-so-nice young people. There are some nice old people, and there are some not-so-nice old people. Just keep trying to be one the nice people, okay? :)
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Dreams are prophecies mostly meant for other people and not you 6 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
I had a dream that I was in the titanic in the middle of a river near my house. There was a lady who had hooks instead of hands and she was throwing everyone overboard. I wonder what that dream was trying to tell me.
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We need more people like Billy Ray Harris 1 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
We also need more people like the lady that helped him.
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Fight the Power 2 comments
rayofsunshine · 1 year ago
Yes but I also don’t want people to hear my plop.
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