I needed this in my life

This is the dumbest argument I've ever seen. I don't care if you're bisexual or not, but bisexuality is not a product of millions of years of evolution.

Frogs are subhuman.
Find a better argument.

I can't help but get jealous when you steal the men AND the women

Sooo... Bisexuals are slimey and taste like chicken?

I think Aquaman asked that question.