Competing prayer

The easiest solution would be to let them tie

God you are messed up

This actually seems like something God would do. Just think about his other solutions to problems in the bible.

He was the chosen one... because he asked the miracle at last

I didn't know there were wheel chair races

so every time you ask god for something, you risk him fulfilling your prayer by fucking someone else over hard. yay! pray away :)

His legs breaking sounded like rice krispies