Whole new level of stupid

Only at whole foods

Wooooooow. That's a new one.

"Are your lasers gluten-free?"

But then you won't get any superpowers!

Oh my god, I would hate to be that cashier...

And that's the day I quit my job...

"I have no real idea of how most of my food was made, what kind of bacteria it's encountered, or what sort of process it's been through in spite of its meaningless buzzword labels, but I will be damned if I let you shine a blinky red light on it."

There's more radiation in normal air and in your food than you can get from a barcode scanner.

... Whyyy

"I'm sorry, is the laser gluten free? Gluten. Gluten. Gluteeeeeen"
Sorry just rememebered Alex

This is probably not true