Cat with a gentle touch

This cat has been watching far too many dramatic films

My dog goes behind the shades to bark and look at everything outside.

That is a fat ass cactus in the back... Wait nope, just a fat ass bush.

"Soon"

See if that was an old man it'd be considered creepy #doublestandards

I will watch over the small child for you hooman

"I should buy a human"

One of our cats just tore out a small section on the far right.