My university's yik yak

Well they're not wrong

Haven't reached college yet, butI'm sure this is accurate.

High school:
Life:You want a free cookie for getting this far?
Me: Yeah!
Life: Come closer!
Me: Oka-
Life: EAT MY SHIT LoSER *kicks me in the nuts, throws bowling balls at my head, then calls Liberty Prime to stomp on me for hours"
Me:*weeping*
Life:SUCK IT SCRUB

I have this opinion called "I'm in the crosswalk, damn it, if you hit me you're paying for my tuition."

oh so right!