LazyButCozy

lazybutcozy


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Looks better than my home 8 comments
lazybutcozy · 4 years ago
I'm good with a mountain lake!!
True friends will know 4 comments
lazybutcozy · 4 years ago
I've texted someone from inside their dorm room saying "where are you? Your room is boring without you. I took a Mt. Dew btw"
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Looks better than my home 8 comments
lazybutcozy · 4 years ago
ooh ooh can we go camping somewhere like the mountains? I wanna go to the mountains!
Open Showers 4 comments
lazybutcozy · 4 years ago
After working at a summer camp and having to clean the thick layers of bugs off the walls of the showers (which were, for the record, in buildings) I would hate the indoor-outdoor one
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Build a snowman 2 comments
lazybutcozy · 4 years ago
TBH though I'd show up to both... DESTROY ALL SNOWMEN BETTER THAN MINE
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Babewatch 11 comments
lazybutcozy · 4 years ago
Except CPR involves compressions that would break ribs and they now use CPR masks so...
Let's hope someone dies 2 comments
lazybutcozy · 4 years ago
As a psych major I find this hilarious in the most sick and twisted way possible.
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dance baby boy! 34 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
The Ballad of Mona Lisa works well... Preacher by One Republic, not so much
(O_o)--------> Why are you reading this? The funny stuff is down there! 5 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
I had to read that four times...
Suicide 68 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
It seemed like such a great thing and then I read that it was said by lucifer and my brain went in the spn fandom direction and I'll just leave now
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College life 10 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
To an 80 then? I'd take an 80...
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I need this for very valid reasons. 4 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
You can get fish-safe sealants and adhesives, but more than likely they're just weighted down somehow.
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Recently on the train 6 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
FOUND THE VEGAN
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I'm just a writer! And possibly a mass murderer 7 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
Stop showing me ads for diapers and cribs- I was looking for character names- I'm not pregnant.
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Scarecrow 23 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
I mean, of course there was more to it than just a scarecrow, and it was a Pagan god and what not- but I'd still say this is a pretty bad idea and looks a lot like something that they would have to deal with on the show.
Best hiding spot 11 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
My parent's bed has a drawers underneath but if you go to the foot of the bed there are cupboard doors that lead to an open space between where the drawers from each side are. When my mom babysat when I was growing up I always played hide-and-seek with the kids she was watching (not even going to lie and say I wasn't totally still doing this in high school) and because my mom keeps a long blanket that covers the doors up you can imagine the number of extremely confused children when they couldn't find me and my mom would send them to the bedroom where I would fling the doors open and exclaim "HELLO" loudly.
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Rekt 14 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
I was once having a problem with a stalker sending me threatening text messages and telling me stories that I had no idea how anyone would know and giving me a ton of different names so we traced the number and ended up calling a high school girl's mom- only her step-dad answered the phone... and he was beyond angry. I wouldn't be surprised if she never got her phone back.
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Write me a short story, be as creative as possible 21 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
What if when you touch though you lose your color blindness and they suddenly become color blind and OHMYGAWD it turns out they're freaking seeing the world through each others eyes... they literally are looking from the view of the other person!!!
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Scarecrow 23 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
UMMMMMM Just saying but wasn't there an episode of Supernatural with an evil scarecrow... and THEY DIDN'T LEARN THAT THIS IS A BAD IDEA?!?!?
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Is this a win or fail? 27 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
Mine is Puff Daddy I'll be missing you- wtf?
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A man built Olaf in his yard for his daughter! Her reaction is priceless! 3 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
But...But... he's going to melt and Elsa can't save him :'(
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You don't say? 36 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
Flu shots aren't all that important, and I have no problem with not having had one in years, Tetanus really isn't that important unless you step on something or whatever and even then you can get the shot retroactively. Some people would say Shingles is unnecessary but I have to get that one because of having already had shingles (which can come back, fyi)
Let me get this straight 17 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
My bf asked me if I would still love him if he was old and ugly and I told him that I would love him no matter what, unless he started wearing crocs in which case I was leaving his ass.
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LET'S THROW SOME TEA IN THE HARBOR 19 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
Unfortunately, this could not be protested the same way. Throwing tea into a harbor seems much less detrimental than throwing wifi routers into Lake Erie or something
The force is strong in my family 11 comments
lazybutcozy · 5 years ago
*y'all
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