Every D*mn Time

You could do like George Carlin suggested;
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"I found the best way to shop at the supermarket is not to have eaten for awhile.
A coupla days... work up a good old appetite and then smoke eight joints and take five hundred dollars and go to the supermarket. You buy everything. Canned cans... just what I need."

Aisle four is otc medicines and feminine products at my supermarket. O.O