I'm not going to buy any girl scout cookies.
*girls scouts kick down my doors with semiautomatic guns*
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND AND BUY ALL OF OUR COOKIES
*takes out wallet*
*begins to throw money at them*
HERE TAKE IT
*they give my two wagons full of the stuff*
Thank you for your time.
*girls scouts kick down my doors with semiautomatic guns*
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND AND BUY ALL OF OUR COOKIES
*takes out wallet*
*begins to throw money at them*
HERE TAKE IT
*they give my two wagons full of the stuff*
Thank you for your time.
Cadet if I remember correctly
"YOU WILL DONATE THAT MONEY OR I'M DONATING MY FOOT TO THE UP YOUR ASS CHARITY"