i think ruiningtheeffect would like this... :)

Only if your grave is somewhere under a cork tree

GUYS THAT JOKE WAS WORSE THAN NICOTINE

whoops wrong band

Well that mix-up was pretty odd

That joke was so bad, I need a shot of novocaine to take the edge off.

for the love of god, i can't think of another pun.
^wait that was a lie
because i write sins not tragedies
lying is a sin
also its the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

you know, it's better if you do

A thread of band puns? Count me in!
it almost feels like stealing hearts, calling your name from the crowd