Well, time to move then

*throws clothes in to shopping bag* welp, no need for college now!

I always wanted to go to Germany anyway

Plot twist: everyone who's ever lived there is murdered

Pretty sure it is a "retirement" community, sorry guys!

....euro cents?

Wikipedia knows: "The rent was and is still one Rheinischer Gulden per year (equivalent to 0.88 euros), as well as three daily prayers for the current owners of the Fuggerei — the Lord's Prayer, Hail Mary, and the Nicene Creed. The conditions to live there remain the same as they were 480 years ago: one must have lived at least two years in Augsburg, be of the Catholic faith and have become indigent without debt. The five gates are still locked every day at 10 PM." - well...

Good luck getting garbage pickup, streets repaired and sewers fixed on a city budget of like 400 Euros.