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nerdsarecool1212
· 9 years ago
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I ask people questions about them that I already know the answers to so they don't suspect the fact I've scrolled 80 weeks deep into their social media profiles.
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noctumn
· 9 years ago
Yeah, and you get to know which questions will have conversation-starting answers
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deleted
· 9 years ago
I saw on my crush's Facebook that he was interested in men. Granted it looked like it hadn't been logged on to since 2012, how might I just casually slide that info into conversation to confirm/deny?
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metalman
· 9 years ago
"What's your opinion on dicks?"
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omglmnop
· 9 years ago
"It's a great sporting goods store. They have all the balls I could ever dream of."
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metalman
· 9 years ago
That's an amazing response
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flamingflamingoes
· 9 years ago
omglmnop, you are my god
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noneofyourbusiness
· 9 years ago
One time I told this (super duper awesome) guy that my roommate and I had spent an hour and a half going through all his Facebook photos, and instead of being weird, he sat next to me for about four hours going through his Facebook and my own, trading stories back and forth. It was pretty awesome. Because I'm super weird, but he was like, "that's cool."
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