Nobody likes 10 year olds

Hey kid...mow all the lawns you can and get a job when you turn 16. when you turn 21 invest in a company called Apple. Then I would divulge who I am and slap my younger self so he remembers who I am. Also, start playing guitar right now.

I would say something along the lines of "Don't trust the fire bug, he won't love you back."

"Don't pretend to be friends with them just because you think they are cool. They are actually terrible human beings. And don't freak out about the little things, they really don't matter"

"Don't click that link"

Make your own decisions. Don't try to please everyone else.

"Oh boy, are you in for it."

"You're about to fuck up so watch for the warning signs this time, because God knows you fucking suck at paying attention"

Life sucks and your life is extra suck-y. It's going to be hell for several years but eventually understand that while things don't get easier, you get better at handling them and there will always and forever be people in your life who love you, even when you don't love yourself.

Don't worry there will be plenty of bridges to burn later, but rn ima teach you how to beat the shit out of these little mofo's