Family Guy lied to me

Everything has been a lie?

yes here New in stock fresh kidneys and thermonuclear bombs!

I was convinced you go through a secret door and you'd suddenly be in this massive marketplace where people would jump out of shadows and try sell you stolen watches and you could hear the screams of people getting their kidneys removed... I was a sick kid

Saaaame.

I've never imagined it that way. I always figured people made purchases or sold things in secret by word of mouth. Guess I wasn't a very imaginative kid at times.

So you're telling me I've been wasting my time looking for it?

YES
COME COME
WE HAVE NEW KIDNEY
LOW LOW PRICE FOR YOU MY FRIEND
YES YES
ILL GIVE YOU SPECIAL DEAL

Guys seriously i thought that was what black markets had what do they have

So what does it look like then?

I imagine the place in hunger games

The thing is there is actually a market not far from where I live that is notorious for having stalls selling counterfeit goods so they do exist!

That's kinda how it is in the Hunger Games

Yup rockets over here bales of coke over there

I imagined it was like if you took a wrong turn from diagon alley and people in soot had stalls selling the stuff

what is that place in harry potter, the opposite of diagon alley? that is what i imagine.

What is it then? Seriously I have no idea

This was in a show. I think it was family guy and they go to cuba. I might be wrong about family guy but i think it is.