Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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Twitter screenshots are not memes 6 comments
mistoffelees · 12 hours ago
Yes you'll let them do all that but I guarantee there'll be stuff they want to do that a lot of Gen X won't 'get' it is the inevitable endless cycle.
Megabed sounds fun 9 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
Oh, haha! Wouldn't that be narrower than it being II parallel, therefore unless you're particularly tall having less benefits?
Megabed sounds fun 9 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
So it was like 3ft wide and 12ft long??
Megabed sounds fun 9 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
6ftx6ft so super king width (that's what they're called in UK anyway) but only single bed length
HMMMMMMMM! 5 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
I've never even thought of NUT as nut because everyone says it as N-U-T, will read it as Nut every time now!
Hurry up before they wake up! 7 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
They don't, their teeth look good cosmetically but are worse than Brits in terms of number of fillings etc
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That’s not fair, I was going to remove the items later! 1 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
I did not come here to be called out like this
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It's a masterpiece 1 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
The way this is worded makes it sound like he was dead when he called
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Can somebody prove this wrong, please?? 16 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
Up until into the Victorian times people tended to sleep in two shifts, generally from 8-midnight then wake up for a couple of hours to read, pray, go for a walk or have sex then sleep again 2-6. I can't remember why this fell out of practise, I think it was linked to the industrial revolution somehow. I have thought about trying it for myself to see if I feel better rested in the morning.
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To the plaaaace 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
If someone could record themselves singing the lyrics of Far over the Misty Mountains Old to the tune of Country Roads take me Home and post it on here I'd really appreciate it
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We must slow down! 5 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
If you were born in the 80s you'll have lived in 5 different decades come 2020
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My bf 1 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
I have felt this way about many big life decisions, university, jobs, houses, in the end I went to uni, changed jobs, bought a house, all ended up being good decisions which would have been even better if I'd done them earlier. Currently using this past experience to help work up the courage to commit to trying for a baby.
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Friendly fire? 8 comments
mistoffelees · 4 weeks ago
No but it is well documented that out gay actors are passed over for straight roles, directors should be aware of unconscious bias when hiring.
Friendly fire? 8 comments
mistoffelees · 4 weeks ago
You missed the part where I said "could act" I'm not talking about hiring a random person off the street.
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Friendly fire? 8 comments
mistoffelees · 4 weeks ago
Let's make her perfectly reasonable request seem ludicrous by mocking her... imagine if a gay woman of colour who could also act actually existed, what will these liberal idiots think of next!?
It can't be that bad 2 comments
mistoffelees · 5 weeks ago
I think a lot of people who say British/American food is bad are people who have gone on holiday from one place to the other which can be an expensive trip already then haven't budgeted for decent food. I don't know about the US but a guaranteed decent meal in the UK costs upwards of £40 for 3 courses without drinks
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Wait...What?! How? 2 comments
mistoffelees · 6 weeks ago
There's a horse...in the hospital!
No money but Imagination is all that I need 8 comments
mistoffelees · 7 weeks ago
The proper Lego Millennium Falcon kit costs a fortune so using generic bricks to make one would be cheaper and would require using the bricks imaginatively.
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As a German I can confirm 5 comments
mistoffelees · 7 weeks ago
A British couple decided to adopt a German baby. They raised him for years, however they began to get worried because he never spoke, going as far as to take him to therapy, which was fruitless. Then, when the child was 8 years old, he had a strudle, and said "This strudle is a little tepid."
His parents, of course shocked that he was suddenly speaking, asked: "Wolfgang, why have you never spoken before?", to which the child replied: "Up until now, everything had been satisfactory."
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Put em’ up 8 comments
mistoffelees · 7 weeks ago
In my experience it's a group chat to share cat pictures (own and from the interwebs)
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Put em’ up 8 comments
mistoffelees · 7 weeks ago
You mean you don't have a cat group?
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ecosia 2 comments
mistoffelees · 7 weeks ago
I use it as a browser and always have a go at searching stuff on it but I've kept Chrome for when I need to search more specific or obscure stuff. I have a feeling it uses the same search algorithms as Bing which explains a lot.
100% works 4 comments
mistoffelees · 7 weeks ago
I came to the comments to see if anyone had said that
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Or when you’re brushing your teeth 5 comments
mistoffelees · 7 weeks ago
Getting your whole face ripped off by a bear
Don't ask the Aussies 8 comments
mistoffelees · 8 weeks ago
40° to Americans- Hmm, time to start wearing a thicker coat
40° to Europeans- *Frantically trying to stop wildfires*
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