Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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Hole? 9 comments
mistoffelees · 4 days ago
So if you really want to bring all the boys to the yard dig a hole?
Good on you, Humpy 3 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
Credit: WholesomeNsuch Art
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The legacy of a poor finish 10 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
Completely agree on the movies, I managed to make myself watch the first 4 then had to give up because they are so terrible and miss out loads of great storylines in favour of what is now crap CGI broom flying
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Who hurt you NYC Sanitation copy writer? 1 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
I read of a parent who told their child that the bin men wanted some art work to brighten up the lorry and maybe they could "donate" some of their paintings by putting them in the recycling!
Even the bat has got tricks 10 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
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The age of your artificial Christmas Tree can be determined by counting the rings of tape 5 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
What a waste! Maybe there's a market for hiring artificial trees?
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Centaur for disease control 3 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
Centaurs are more like half man and three-quarters horse if you think about it
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It’s not a phase mum 3 comments
mistoffelees · 4 weeks ago
This bunny looks like what the Death of Rats would ride, majestic but also ominous.
Acidic workable Scorpion 14 comments
mistoffelees · 6 weeks ago
Bob's Burgers is another great one
watch BBC food offends every asian in 8 mins straight 8 comments
mistoffelees · 8 weeks ago
I know, luckily I married someone who has one Middle Eastern parent so the cycle has been broken
watch BBC food offends every asian in 8 mins straight 8 comments
mistoffelees · 8 weeks ago
Q. Who cooks rice like this??
A. British people who don't know how to cook rice.
This is how my parents used to cook rice, no rinsing before, boil it, drain then rinse.
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Kids are savage 2 comments
mistoffelees · 8 weeks ago
This is so accurate, but I've also been told I "look like a princess" if I've worn a maxi skirt so easy come, easy go!
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The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty 8 comments
mistoffelees · 8 weeks ago
Originally Queensland And Northern Territories Aerial Services, now known just by the acronym (if anyone was interested)
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Lays Mystery Meat Chips [Ham flavoured, probably] 19 comments
mistoffelees · 8 weeks ago
The best 'foreign' flavour to me are paprika which are common across Europe but not found so much in the UK
Lays Mystery Meat Chips [Ham flavoured, probably] 19 comments
mistoffelees · 8 weeks ago
Walker's (UK name for Lays) did ham and mustard for a limited time, they were delicious
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Couldn’t agree more. -J 24 comments
mistoffelees · 9 weeks ago
Oh absolutely agree, I'm in no way suggesting we should care what racists think, meant it in a mocking tone.
Couldn’t agree more. -J 24 comments
mistoffelees · 9 weeks ago
Racists can't cope with people having different shades of beige skin, they'd lose their minds if any more colours started appearing
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The last 104 days or had been amazing 4 comments
mistoffelees · 9 weeks ago
Please don't feel bad, Alzheimer's is an awful disease for everyone involved and it sounds like you did a lovely job taking care of your grandmother. Occasionally reacting like a human being with emotions rather than a robot doesn't make you a bad person.
Charlie and The Great Glass Elevator 5 comments
mistoffelees · 9 weeks ago
There were also some worm like aliens that gave me the heebie-jeebies but I still read the book multiple times, as I said, odd child!
Looks like I have a new book to read 11 comments
mistoffelees · 9 weeks ago
Just found it, I'll post a picture, in trying to reverse the effects of Wonka-Vite they go too far and make her 358 years old.
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Looks like I have a new book to read 11 comments
mistoffelees · 9 weeks ago
That was it! I thought I remembered an illustration showing one of the grandma's as really really ancient as well though
Looks like I have a new book to read 11 comments
mistoffelees · 9 weeks ago
Yes, if I remember rightly something happened that made her age backwards so eventually she just disappeared. I think they then accidentally made her really ancient before sorting her out again. I'll have a look tomorrow, it was a very strange book and I enjoyed it but I was quite an odd child
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Individual rights always come first! 6 comments
mistoffelees · 10 weeks ago
But the guy without the kit clearly isn't the professional in this cartoon
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Took pic this last summer finally found it again 1 comments
mistoffelees · 10 weeks ago
It looks like a generic windows background
Stjepan, Malena and Klepetan [FeelGoodSubstance] 10 comments
mistoffelees · 10 weeks ago
This could easily be a Disney film
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