Mistoffelees

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Contraindicated 17 comments
mistoffelees · 5 days ago
So when do you stop smacking? Say your child is 40 and tells you they cheated on their spouse, do you hit them then?
Chapter 25: When shit got real 74 comments
mistoffelees · 5 days ago
Chapter 33: Giving in to the Cult
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What the deuce? 1 comments
mistoffelees · 6 days ago
Obviously you've met a very limited number of English people if you think one accent and dialect covers the entirety of it.
The ???? of peace 5 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
The chocolate is sold under the name Galaxy in the UK
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Actually, NASA lied to us 5 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
A'tuin swims through space as a regular turtle would through water I believe
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A Lidl bit of history 2 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
I'm glad it didn't just get sainsburied
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Amusingmatter 5 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
It was a radiant, icy diurnal period in the fourth month of the Gregorian calendar and the time keeping devices were hitting the sixth prime number.
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Bought the world's smallest flip phone today! 3 comments
mistoffelees · 4 weeks ago
Prison phone
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Hercule Van Wolfwinkle has now raised over £38,000 5 comments
mistoffelees · 5 weeks ago
Ah I see! I think the artist is even surprised how popular they've become
Hercule Van Wolfwinkle has now raised over £38,000 5 comments
mistoffelees · 5 weeks ago
You realise people haven't actually been paying £299 for these right? People have made donations to the amount of their choosing to the charity, suggested amount is £14 as this provides a homeless person with breakfast and a hot shower.
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Birthday Breakfast my wife cooked for me 4 comments
mistoffelees · 5 weeks ago
This looks like the driest breakfast ever!
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This is so pretty :) 1 comments
mistoffelees · 6 weeks ago
This looks like slightly improved graphics in the game The Dig, wish they'd remaster that like they have other LucasArts games
Knowing ****y Gull 6 comments
mistoffelees · 10 weeks ago
Just some further info on point 3. (The following I've said so many times on here) Road signs are in yards and miles, petrol is sold by the litre but cars are sold with "miles per gallon" information.
Pubs sell beer in pints but wine in ml. Milk is sold with both the pint and litre measurement on the bottle.
Babies weights are announced in pounds and ounces. Most people I know weigh themselves in stone and pounds and give their height in feet and inches. But swimming pools are measured in metres. Fabric is usually sold by the metre also.
TVs are measured in inches but furniture websites list both metric and imperial measurements.
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Pressurized inquisitive Magpie 6 comments
mistoffelees · 10 weeks ago
Also, my glasses just seem to slip off my nose when I'm wearing a mask!
Toothpaste buckets! 12 comments
mistoffelees · 11 weeks ago
To be fair, in terms of plastic waste the bucket is probably a better option, I would need a much bigger bathroom cabinet though
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ROCK lml 4 comments
mistoffelees · 12 weeks ago
I really miss it being on FM radio, especially the Christian O'Connell morning show, it was a good replacement for Chris Moyles and I've not found another since
A traditional quaint British tea rooms 2 comments
mistoffelees · 13 weeks ago
In Bradford-on-Avon, Wiltshire
Restaurant charges customers for asking "stupid questions" 5 comments
mistoffelees · 13 weeks ago
Came here to comment this :)
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watched 8 comments
mistoffelees · 13 weeks ago
Or read the book
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sad 18 comments
mistoffelees · 13 weeks ago
My dad had the patience of a saint helping me with my maths homework, my teacher on the other hand was horrid, picked holes in the methods my dad taught me (even though I understood his and not hers) and made me cry. She's one of the reasons I wanted to be a teacher because I didn't want any children to feel the way she made me feel.
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THE GIANT HAND OF VYRNWY 6 comments
mistoffelees · 14 weeks ago
I drive past Lake Vyrnwy to get to my parents' this makes me want to add a stop off to see it
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THE GIANT HAND OF VYRNWY 6 comments
mistoffelees · 14 weeks ago
Vernwee, I think anyway
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Skinny mermaid go brrrr 11 comments
mistoffelees · 15 weeks ago
Are those walruses her parents?
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Macawahaha 2 comments
mistoffelees · 16 weeks ago
The best bit of this article was the zookeeper saying he hopes they'll break the habit within the colonies he's now placed them with but went on to say "If I end up with 250 swearing birds I don't know what I'm going to do"
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