Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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For those who want closure. Let's hope she sets the bar high for those who want to 6 comments
mistoffelees · 6 hours ago
Before medication packaging was tamper proof there was a series of cases where Tylenol was laced with cyanide and people died. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders
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bruh 2 comments
mistoffelees · 17 hours ago
In a very well to do, low crime village near me a woman was dragged into an alley and raped at 3 in the afternoon so you're absolutely right, that risk is never absent.
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Garbage disposal 8 comments
mistoffelees · 1 day ago
Do they not get blocked really easily?!
Why are the peas upside down? 6 comments
mistoffelees · 1 day ago
It's at a chip shop in the UK, everything goes with chips
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Garbage disposal 8 comments
mistoffelees · 1 day ago
Where does the stuff go after you've put it down the garbage disposal thing?
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I Need POCKETS 3 comments
mistoffelees · 2 days ago
Lack of pockets on womens/girls clothing is such an annoyance. I teach nursery and had to get a little girl changed at school because she'd had an accident, we had no spare girls trousers so put her in some boys ones, she was so happy they had pockets and started putting stuff in them immediately.
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Earth flatter are funny idiots ... Anti-vax are harmful af 5 comments
mistoffelees · 4 days ago
I don't know how to put it more clearly, if you were born in the stone age (or any other age that had high infant mortality rates) and didn't die in childhood you could expect to live until you were at least 65 years old. People weren't considered a "good age" when they died at 40 or 50 in those times.
Racial bewildered Caribou 17 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
Good spot, it is edited. Here's the original https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DztnTBBXgAEZDhk.jpg
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This is what teachers have to deal with 4 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
Child 1- He called me a penis
Child 2- No you called me a penis
Child 1- But you said penis first
Me- Stop saying penis!
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We all know whats up 7 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
I didn't know there were that many, off to do some learning!
We all know whats up 7 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
3 year olds can often pronounce velociraptor, they can learn proprioception and vestibular.
We all know whats up 7 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
There's also proprioception and the vestibular system, I don't know why they're not taught as standard to children.
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Tank coming out of the water 6 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
Why is this so terrifying?
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Understanding britbong 3 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
I'm a lady and I used Google and a calculator but thanks :D
Understanding britbong 3 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
$5.95 a gallon approximately
One of the finest TV series in recent times 8 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
I know that word is mini-series but every time I read it as miniz-eries
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Surprise madafukas 10 comments
mistoffelees · 4 weeks ago
Birdies back, tell a friend
What made him that mad 4 comments
mistoffelees · 4 weeks ago
If I remember correctly the reason he was upset was because when they had children she could no longer give him the level of attention she had previously.
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This extremely cute cat 3 comments
mistoffelees · 5 weeks ago
Her eyeliner is amazing!
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War-chester-shire 9 comments
mistoffelees · 6 weeks ago
With a short oo like in book
Plantsona 10 comments
mistoffelees · 6 weeks ago
Yep, mine was just a stick that I hadn't got round to chucking out, went to eventually get rid of it and it had several buds on. Flowered for another 2 years before we moved house then dramatically dropped all its petals and the leaves went brown within a week of being moved.
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Yes, yes he is 6 comments
mistoffelees · 9 weeks ago
This comment is underappreciated!
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Taxes explained 10 comments
mistoffelees · 9 weeks ago
Why would you owe anything if you've already paid it? I'm in the UK and you only do a tax return if you're self-employed, otherwise it's sorted by your employer. I tried googling the US system and got very confused!
Taxes explained 10 comments
mistoffelees · 9 weeks ago
Why doesn't the USA do pay as you earn?
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That's some backwards thinking 9 comments
mistoffelees · 10 weeks ago
Also bad because it could force someone to have a baby they don't want
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