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mistoffelees


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Find someone who looks at you like that cat looks at him 4 comments
mistoffelees · 9 hours ago
I think it was the speech marks that were the problem
The best dad... I mean captain 5 comments
mistoffelees · 2 days ago
Noice
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Come on people 57 comments
mistoffelees · 5 days ago
Asperger's is not a mental illness
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I knew I wasn’t the only person singing “Our House” 5 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
It does not look like a house of fun that's true
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Hard to be mad when you're having such a good time 7 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
I've just looked this up, this wasn't determined by the neuroscientist, he was asked to determine a formula for feel-good songs based on a top ten list from a survey, this was top of that survey
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Hard to be mad when you're having such a good time 7 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
This is one of my worst Queen songs, I think because it was overused on Britain's Got Talent
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Post title 4 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
I read, although don't know if it's true, that Brits teeth are generally in pretty good condition but look terrible whereas in the USA it's the other way round and people have terrible teeth (lots of fillings etc) but they look good
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'AWW NOW WE'RE FLYING AWAY-' 10 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
The world wide web
The real king! 5 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
Rowan Atkinson to himself when he got rejected: "I have a cunning plan". Edit: as I thought and have just looked up to confirm, he starred and wrote loads of stuff before Mr Bean including Blackadder (referenced previously) and before that Not the Nine O Clock News amongst others
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Outstanding(?) move 3 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
There is a Black Mirror episode with robotic bees, one of my favourite ones
The way this snow leopard jumps seems derpish to me 6 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
Putting on the ritz!
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Lifespans of the animal kingdom 11 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
What is wrong with those humans, they look deformed, is that why the man is only living to 68?
Wales 6 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
Google says it's California, not Wales
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Hello, gaijin-san! 13 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
I think what's more concerning is that they've dressed a child as a geisha
A guy in Illinois tweeted this. His wife went out of town for a week and she left him 11 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
Or her husband is a man-child incapable of even basic adulting
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Let's make this a thing 2 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
Someone I know calls this a PDP (Pre-departure piddle)
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Colonization explained!! 3 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
I think it very much depends where you eat, good food in the UK tends to be pricey. I'd expect to pay at least £40 per person for a halfway decent 3 course meal without drinks. Cheap food is very rarely good whereas other places (in my experience) seem to be able to do cheap and tasty in one.
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These minimalist playing cards 5 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
Ah yes, I remember that song; The Ace of Triangles
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The irritating gentleman 8 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
"Cheer up love, it might never happen"
Press f 2 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
It's not 'real', Jim Davis is still drawing Garfield comics as far as I can tell so I think this is a fan made one
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I respect this decision 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
The real reason was that they had children and he couldn't stand her not having as much time for him as before
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Great idea 9 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
And Hogwarts doesn't?
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Great idea 9 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
Why not Dogwarts?
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Color palette 13 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
Yes that's the other way I've heard it done
It's so damn hot! 5 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
It was 24°c in the UK yesterday which isn't ridiculously hot but is unseasonably warm although I think this meme is probably from July/August when there was a heatwave across mainland Europe causing deaths and extensive fires
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