Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


— Mistoffelees Report User
Love the tan 2 comments
mistoffelees · 1 day ago
She's a British "celebrity"
BRRM BRRM OH WHAT A FEELING, JUMPING MAN 7 comments
mistoffelees · 2 days ago
Ah ok, they don't operate in my town so I've never used one
1
BRRM BRRM OH WHAT A FEELING, JUMPING MAN 7 comments
mistoffelees · 2 days ago
I seem to have a knack for remembering strings of otherwise random letters and numbers, would be far more useful if they could tell me the reg number of a car than the make and model
Okay then 1 comments
mistoffelees · 2 days ago
I read the last sentence as a threat to start with and was very confused.
Gigidy! 3 comments
mistoffelees · 2 days ago
Looks like she has Nutflix
3
Wisdom or inflation? 28 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
I think you're overestimating how far a million dollars would go
3
This is amazing 10 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure the line is one he already had, it's not pieced together from lots of different bits so although it's good they included him it's not as impressive as this meme makes out.
1
This is amazing 10 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
This isn't as amazing as it sounds, his part in Toy Story 4 is so small, I think he only has one line
5
Coincidence? Hmm... I don't think so 12 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
This graphic is fake though, it's just a black and white version of the same map
1
I listen to all types of music 6 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
True
The end is nigh 11 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
We didn't elect him, the Tory party voted him in as leader, if he were to call an election the likelihood of the Tories gaining a full majority isn't great. We'd end up with a coalition again although due to the Irish backstop issue they probably wouldn't want to join with the DUP again, they definitely wouldn't form a coalition with Labour so their remaining options would likely be Lib Dems (not a chance as they are for a second referendum) and the Brexit Party, in reality though he probably won't call an election until after the Brexit deadline at the earliest then people's votes will be based on how badly that's gone.
1
I listen to all types of music 6 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
Tibet isn't in Africa though?
You tubby little ginger c**t 5 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
Husband and I binge watched it in one evening, I loved it but I did ugly cry from about halfway through the first episode to the end of the last episode.
2 · Edited 2 weeks ago
Still sneaking around 3 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
16, reader I married him.
Oh god I feel bad for laughing 3 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
*Pees* Release day
1
Ok scitt 6 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
So middle school in the UK doesn't really exist anymore as the school system was restructured but was age 8-12 years old
Ok scitt 6 comments
mistoffelees · 2 weeks ago
A boy called Scott I went to middle school with (UK so not sure what that is in USA) accidentally wrote his name on the front of his exercise book as Scoot. Obviously he was known as Scoot from then until we finished high school.
Merging onto a highway 13 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
The end of the merge lane is where you're supposed to merge (unless it's a temporary thing due to roadworks) it's just no-one knows this so it creates problems like the one in the picture.
2
A little hypocritical don't you think 2 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
Yes but those words probably wouldn't have scores 29 points
Baltimore has it's head on right 35 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
@jenna, don't argue with idiots, they'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience :)
· Edited 3 weeks ago
Owls look out for each other 3 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
Owl give them owl medowls.
2
Normies won't get this 11 comments
mistoffelees · 3 weeks ago
I don't get it! :(
What’s in a word. 61 comments
mistoffelees · 4 weeks ago
Comment deleted.
1
For those who want closure. Let's hope she sets the bar high for those who want to 7 comments
mistoffelees · 4 weeks ago
Comment deleted.
4 · Edited 4 weeks ago
bruh 2 comments
mistoffelees · 4 weeks ago
In a very well to do, low crime village near me a woman was dragged into an alley and raped at 3 in the afternoon so you're absolutely right, that risk is never absent.
12