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Life hack: Describe your exact symptoms to the vet, but say it's about your dog 6 comments
mistoffelees · 1 week ago
Research done recently had shown it's the opposite way round in the UK
Lifehack! 4 comments
mistoffelees · 4 weeks ago
Googly eyes to stick on objects and create faces
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Stubborn pedestrian bustling 7 comments
mistoffelees · 7 weeks ago
I've literally explained the reason why women don't respond positively to it, it's from experiences they will have had where men have cat called then followed up with threatening behaviour.
It's nothing to do with being wired differently.
If a woman approached me to compliment me or even shouted across the street to compliment me I'd think it odd but probably respond positively or neutrally. If a man did it I would feel threatened and worried about if I was potentially in danger and start looking for an escape route or a safe person to help me in case it escalated, as it has on numerous occasions before.
Stubborn pedestrian bustling 7 comments
mistoffelees · 7 weeks ago
The difference is most men could overpower and hurt a woman so it starts with a catcall but for the woman on the recieving end she has no idea whether it's going to end there or if the man is going to get aggressive, start following her, try to attack/rape her and she knows that ultimately if he decided to do that there's not an awful lot she could do to stop him.
Get a bloke bigger and stronger than the husband to stop him in his tracks and give him compliments, get aggressive when he tries to ignore or respond in any way and see how happy and confident he feels then.
Day 64 of Community Notes posting 7 comments
mistoffelees · 9 weeks ago
Skin-to-skin contact helps babies regulate their breathing and temperature, ideally straight after birth this would be with the mum but when that's not possible for whatever reason the dad is a great alternative.
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Cool gate I passed by 2 comments
mistoffelees · 18 weeks ago
I tried to reverse image search but it just came up with similar gates
TIRED 2 comments
mistoffelees · 28 weeks ago
So the first Michelin guide was kind of just that, a guide to some good places to stop, eat, get petrol etc around France and I heard someone suggest that maybe they were trying to get people to drive around more so they'd have to replace their tires more.
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Yeah, what's up with that? 2 comments
mistoffelees · 31 weeks ago
But if you have to soak something it's not an easy recipe anymore
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Become what you fear 2 comments
mistoffelees · 35 weeks ago
Horrible thing to do to your children
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I would watch the heck out of this 4 comments
mistoffelees · 39 weeks ago
Time to buy a menstrual cup
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Real 1 comments
mistoffelees · 40 weeks ago
Wait, they're spacesuits?! I thought they were little monsters with one eye!
The Sumerians played a trick on us. 1 comments
mistoffelees · 48 weeks ago
Does it actually?
Potatoes! 5 comments
mistoffelees · 49 weeks ago
Oh I knew all that, I thought there was another revelation I was in for
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Potatoes! 5 comments
mistoffelees · 49 weeks ago
Wait...what about the song Kokomo?
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Indeed :) 2 comments
mistoffelees · 1 year ago
Critize
Interesting .. 6 comments
mistoffelees · 1 year ago
In the UK it must be different because people have successfully incubated and hatched supermarket eggs
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Interesting .. 6 comments
mistoffelees · 1 year ago
Unless you buy free-range eggs in which case they may be fertilised but without being incubated they won't develop into chicks
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Critical Drinker voice: "Modern audiences" 12 comments
mistoffelees · 1 year ago
That those damn women have their own thoughts, views and opinions. Everyone knows they don't, that's just modern propaganda trying to confuse men who are clearly the only ones worth listening to.
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Money money money .. 2 comments
mistoffelees · 1 year ago
And semlordnilap is a word or phrase that can be read backwards and forwards but with different meanings, e.g. stressed and desserts
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Cats! 3 comments
mistoffelees · 1 year ago
Instead I'm the dog watching you from afar creepily
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The UK really do be quite hot rn 1 comments
mistoffelees · 1 year ago
Ooh that looks pain-ful
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My neighbour 2 comments
mistoffelees · 1 year ago
A Brit calling you Sir is not being polite
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It’s hit or miss 1 comments
mistoffelees · 1 year ago
I owe my dad five quid
Stunning super detailed photo of our sun 3 comments
mistoffelees · 1 year ago
Oh my god @wolfballoonsquad, you can't just assume the sun is white
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Understandable 2 comments
mistoffelees · 1 year ago
Interesting fact, she adopted that expression to turn men off after being overly sexualised in the media when she was a young teenager
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