Just how

Just why

How embarrassing

How?

When I was a kid, we lived just down the street from a fireman. He came over many times to rescue me because I got my head/foot/arm/leg stuck in a chair/bannister/baby gate. He once had to come and rescue me from the second floor window because my bedroom doorknob fell off and couldn't be opened from either side and I had to pee really bad.

me

I like that she's casually smoking in the second picture

This could have turned into a gangbang very easily