I bet Stephenie Meyer is regretting this Q&A now...

9 years ago by alxx · 2321 Likes · 10 comments · Popular

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hebrokeabridge · 9 years ago · FIRST

that's only if vampires are sucking human dick

this_isntme · 9 years ago

And it's a female vampire. So? How does this affect the coven and how will the Master react?

chu · 9 years ago

I spent a few minutes wondering how one would suck a female dick.

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noasprezece · 9 years ago

Its like a Twinkie with creamy filling. It's going to be a bit difficult not to suck out all that goodness ;)

alxx · 9 years ago

...wut? O.o

noasprezece · 9 years ago

Its an analogy

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randomfandomgirl · 9 years ago

I'll add this to my list of things I didn't need to know, but will now contemplate in the future.

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okiedokes · 9 years ago

L-O-fucking-L

thatweirdbookworm · 9 years ago

I have a question similar to this, in regards to the other gender, but i will refrain from stating it as to not gross anyone out.

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deleted · 9 years ago

"horton-hears-a-bitch-ass-liar"?

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