It's true

I'd be happy with a scented candle

so true

I know. I really want to buy mom and dad a christmas present but I'm in college and have to watch my spending.

Mom: You have a job now. I wantz teh present
Me: Is a McDouble acceptable due to my funds?

I just go and buy some stuff to eat. Everyone loves to eat.

How about an island scented candle?