That's a Christmas tree

My sort of tree

Should be enough to last through to New Year.

Finish the tree. The whole tree. Do it. It's like a party-wide murder-suicide pact but, no one else knows they're in it... Yet.

Everybody!! We wish you a merry *hic*mas, we wish you a merry *hic*mas, we wish you a merry *hic*mas!... *passes out on floor*