my birdie died :"(

Sorry about your birdie:(

Hazelnoots may be my new favourite word

Sorry about your birdie, I have a bird too (pineapple green cheek conure)

We don't say the pledge at all...

So sorry about your birdie *internet hug*

But nutella's website even says it's pronounced new-tell-ah, not nut-ella.

I may not know you personally, but I'm sure you were a great friend to your birdie. And I'm sure birdie knows that :)

the nutella thing blew my mind. i just thought it was a dumb name for an amazing hazelnoot spread

Honestly this whole nutella argument really annoys me. The company themfuckingselves stated that it was pronounced "new-tell-uh" so you can go shove your superiority up places
On a separate note I'm sorry about your bird ):

But I'm still alive...
Oh, you meant birdie with a lowercase 'b'
I'm sorry

I pledge allegiance

Thw pledge of allegiance is so creepy and old people always think it's a crime to not do it. Like, have you actually taken time to think about it.

I am an American and I've never heard someone say nootella.

Look it up, it IS pronounced NEW-TELLA thats because it is made from hella hazelnoots.