One of my favourite greentexts

I've seen this before and it still confuses me.

How ya' doin' there, Ray Stevens?

*goes into derp mode*

Isn't this a song ?

It is almost 1:00am I don't need to be thinking this hard.

Nope fuck this

It's a paradox! Quick patch it up before the universe implodes!!

I dd this in science

"Oh many many years ago when I was 23. I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be..."