Why I hate my childless friends

This is so accurate it hurts.

"You weren't aware you had multiple can openers."

No reason to hate them. You chose to have kids.

I'm 20, no kids and still wake up at 6 am.

This is why I'm so happy my husband doesn't care about having kids, sleeping in and tons of disposable income, yes please!

Yeah. Eat shit.

>having kids
Plebs.