Much more embarrassing than being on the Ashley Madison database

I don't think they'd be offended. They'd just say "leave old b*tches in the past."

i loooooove nickelback

I'm so confused as to why everyone hates Nickelback.

I-it was j-just Rockstar... I swear.

Oh no.

"How the hell did we wind up like this?
Why weren't we able, to see the signs that we missed"

*sweats*