Benefits of being anti social

This is me omg

Friends:omg my ex boyfriend did this and this teacher said this and my parents exist my life sucks
Me: I'm living a good life, I guess

I understand the message...but OBJ is not the guy. He's a diva. But again, I agree with the message.

Except when you fall into the Pit of Loneliness.

I'm asocial, not antisocial, but I totally feel this

More like I've ruined everyone's lives but I'm quite so they don't suspect me