for the girls

wow you know what is this wasn't Christmas day and I hadn't seen all my old family members that say I'm super adorable n' stuff this would've been the most inspiring thing I've read all day

If it makes you girls feel any better, us guys will get balder and fatter, oh so bald and fat as we age.

...I just don't understand how it happened. I eat less, I still work out... but my metabolism doesn't care

and not just fat, but that cellulite...OMG.