d*ck

I'd say 'goodbye son I hope you finally lost your virginity'

I wouldnt even ask if they wanted to keep it b*tch this is my sword now

" yay another orifices to play with"

"That's the third time this week. My dry cleaning bill is getting expensive."

"wooooow. now was THAT really necessary?"

tis but a scratch

"Fucking hell do you have any idea how much this shirt cost?"

"It sword of seems like you're mad at me right now"

"thats your response to everything!"