What on earth is Chaos Defrost?

Legend says it defrosts the ice caps

"Chaos defrost uses random pulses of power to achieve a quicker and more even defrost within the food."
http://eng.faq.panasonic.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/10689/~/what-is-chaos-defrost%3F

It uses the power of the Chaos Emeralds, similar to chaos control.

When you need to defrost hell because it has frozen over

The only way to capture my heart.

*insert Jeff Goldblum photo here*

When you're trying to unfreeze my cold ass heart

Oh it's the thing that ended the ice age

Sounds like a Pokemon move