Russian anti-bear armor from 1800

That would make an awesome Halloween costume

"Who you callin pinhead"

Unbearable.

Russia ain't fuckin around

What is the point of the suit?
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Edit: get it? POINT! cuz its spikey!
I feel sad nobody noticed my pun ;-;

Who wants a hug? =D

kinky

I need this to wear to school. People keep trying to SOCIALIZE with me.

Does Russia really have that big of a problem with bears eating people?

Or you could wear it for a fam reunion

Imagine seeing that outside your window in the middle of the night

Public Transport Personal Space Suit*

more like anti-everything armor

This armor ain't meant to protect me. It's meant to hurt anyone stupid enough to hit me.

It's a great hug repellent