This goes out to roughly 65% of guys I see in public bathrooms

You dampen the crud just enough, then you scrape it off with paper towels. Saves water and time! Alternatively just don't piss on your hands.

Doing that will remove some modicum of dirt, thus making your hands cleaner. Because of this it does count as washing your hands. You're wrong, Morpheus.

Ohhh these comments are so disturbing. I do understand the concept of sarcasm, I just fear its not being used here (wash your damn hands for the same amount of time it takes to sing the abc's.... Nasty asses)

guilty

As a dude I don't see any reason to wash my hands after a piss since my hands don't come in contact with my willy but I do it anyways

@ my disgusting sister